Ie no Ura de Manbou ga ShinderuP – My Colorful Confuse

My graduation day had arrived,
And I was to arrive at 8:30
But according to the clock by the bed,
It’s already 8:20…

I figured I had just enough time to make it,
But despite my precidament, someone appeared…

It’s an old man rubbing students with white noodles!
Those half-boiled noodles were making them all slippery!
But in my first year, judo instructor Shudo taught me…

THE COLLARBONE CRACK!

After surmounting a tight situation, next up,
There were crows dripping miso on students’ necks!
But in my first year, science teacher Mokuhara taught me…

THE SULPHIRIC ACID SPLASH!

After putting an end to a crow’s life, next,
I saw a road paved with marbles made of mucus!
But in my first year, club leader Kawata taught me…

PERSONAL ANTI-GRAVITY!

After ignoring the entire purpose of a road,
There were lizards rubbing their eggs on people’s necks!
But in my second year, classmate Kandagawa taught me…

THE CERBERUS RENTAL!

Thank you – the things you’ve all given me
Live on within me – and so I have five minutes left…

After rendering a lizard unable to breed,
An old lady was flattening the town since she didn’t know her way!
But in my second year, geology teacher Okaguchi taught me…

THE JUNGLE GROWER!

After leading an old lady into disaster, next,
I bumped into air that would vaporize a human body in seconds!
But in my third year, biology teacher Mitsui taught me…

THE MECHANICAL MOLT!

After slipping past an atmospheric assault,
I saw a demon king who stopped time when his butt clenched!
But in my third year, hygiene teacher Shimatsu taught me…

THE FALLING ANGEL! [A POWERFUL LAXATIVE!]

After utterly humiliating a demon king, next,
I saw a railway crossing that closed for five minutes, and no other routes!
If this it how it is, then I’m finished! No matter who it was…
No one could get out of this situation!

The time was 8:40,
And I was trudging back home
But my defeated eyes
Saw seven figures…

“Congratulations!” Everyone had waited for me,
And spoke to me so tenderly
I didn’t want to cry,
In fact, I wanted to smile,
But neverending tears fell where I stood
And I wanted to tell the people I had met here how I felt, but…

I’m sorry – you taught me how to street fight,
But you never taught me how to say thank you very well
As I bawled out, I was consoled
By all of your gentle hands…